February 2012
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Tim Curry is one fierce bitch.
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Can I get a Ricky Gervais Daily Show raccoon rape/consensual panda sex gif, please?
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WHITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYY NO!
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Lions need some cash... →
Hey, friends. I know this maybe asking a lot, but I’m collecting donations for animals. Lions specifically. Helpless, carnivorous, cuddly lions. I just squeezed a lot of cash out of some of you for dying kids, and I really appreciate it. But now the animals need some cash (what a lion is going to do with $30, I don’t know). In short: I’m actually running a 5K through the Bronx...
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January 2012
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December 2011
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Watch
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Can a girl get a “…you go down in history as a frozen whore” #LeslieKnope #ParksAndRec gif?
November 2011
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Best. Part. Of. America.
surisburnbook:
The President pardoned two turkeys this morning, but the real winner was Sasha Obama. Not only is her blazer fun and bold for fall, but that side-eye she’s shooting her father is downright epic.
She knows, as do I, that this whole turkey-pardoning bit is stale, and also that, President or not, her dad is embarrassing. Join the club, Sasha. Join the...
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I ran ONE city block and now, 15 minutes later, I’m sweating balls. Sorry, near-by commuters.
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October 2011
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September 2011
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