It’s engagement season. Good luck getting through, single bitches. It’s going to be tough, but that’s what Xanax and wine is for.
We can do this.
I actually wish I didn’t get out of work early today because all I did was drink alone and do laundry. There’s nothing to be thankful for in that.
I wish that was me.
Siri is a sassy bitch, and I love it.
Me. (at Whitehall)
New York is my boyfriend.
#obsessedwithmyself. (at Beyond The Row HQ)
Some times you just have to power the fuck through because if you do, you get to be Hilary Clinton and party with Elton John.